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Exclusive Interview: Dickinson’s Tax Tyrant Joe Hirschfeld on Farts, Assessments, and Forcing Grandma to Downsize
City Assessor Joe Hirschfeld insists his skyrocketing property values are “pure art,” but locals just see inflated numbers—and now, dollar signs in his eyes.


Dickinson Declares War on Twang: Texans Targeted for Deportation
With oil jobs vanishing and tensions rising, Dickinson officials set their sights south—literally—proposing a bold plan to deport Texans for “twang-related offenses.”


Taco Hell: Gordon Ramsay to Save Dickinson’s Taco Bell from Its Own Crunchwrap Catastrophe
Dickinson’s Taco Bell, long the punchline of late-night cravings and the bane of sober taste buds, is about to get a Michelin-star...
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Exclusive Interview: Dickinson’s Tax Tyrant Joe Hirschfeld on Farts, Assessments, and Forcing Grandma to Downsize
City Assessor Joe Hirschfeld insists his skyrocketing property values are “pure art,” but locals just see inflated numbers—and now, dollar signs in his eyes.
J.D. Knox
39m3 min read
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Dickinson Declares War on Twang: Texans Targeted for Deportation
With oil jobs vanishing and tensions rising, Dickinson officials set their sights south—literally—proposing a bold plan to deport Texans for “twang-related offenses.”
J.D. Knox
2d3 min read
1,579
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Taco Hell: Gordon Ramsay to Save Dickinson’s Taco Bell from Its Own Crunchwrap Catastrophe
Dickinson’s Taco Bell, long the punchline of late-night cravings and the bane of sober taste buds, is about to get a Michelin-star...
Nancy Ruckus
3d3 min read
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